a friend sent this to me and i thought i'd share with you...i know, i know..i'm the worst blogger ever...promise i'll make more time to entertain you.
Baby's First Doctor Visit This made me laugh out loud.I hope it will give you a smile! A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,waiting for thedoctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and beinga little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied. 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed bothbreasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.' I know,' she said, I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.