Wednesday, April 9, 2008

REAL housewives, my ass....

so, i put mackenzie down for a nap today and decided to lay down and rest myself. i'm watching an episode of real housewives of new york. now, i watch the real housewives of orange county and love it..so i thought i'd give these bitches a try. what a joke. anyway, mac had been in there for over an hour and was still not asleep. next thing, i know, i hear her door open so i jump off the bed to meet her in the hall...and there she was...no shorts, no diaper and her hands were covered with shit. i mean, COVERED. you could not even see any flesh on the palms of her hands. i proceed to walk in to her room, jaw on the floor, to see crap on the carpet~our new carpet~crap smeared on the wall, all over her pillows, blankets. my first instinct was to take her to the bathtub. so i turned her around to lead her to the tub and that's when i saw her little butt. it was COVERED in poop. again, no flesh could be seen. so i get her cleaned off, redressed and begin cleaning up the mess. as i'm cleaning up this shit catastrophe, i'm thinking, THIS IS WHAT A REAL HOUSEWIFE DOES!! when i left my show, these chics were all getting ready to go to a fashion show...IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKIN' DAY!! definately not cleaning up poop..that's what there nannies are for. if they want a show about REAL housewives, i know where they can find some. so as i'm cleaning up the feces, choking back vomit, i had this brilliant idea...if any t.v. producers or anyone who knows any t.v. producers happens to read this blog, i have one thing to ask of you: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE..if you are seriously wanting to portray REAL housewives, then find some REAL housewives. not women who go to botox parties on a wednesday afternoon and spend more time on their social lives than raising their kids. women who clean up their kid's shit after it has been smeared everywhere in their room and not call in a cleaning service to do it. 
and now, all shit aside, i'm going to rest....

1 comment:

Mike & Lindsay said...

Sounds shitty. You're so right about these NY housewives. I'm still addicted, but only because I can't believe the things these bitches say and do.