husband: come on, pleeeaassse!!
wife: no.
husband: come on, take care of your husband.
wife: no..(insert excuse here~examples: i'm tired, got a headache, it's wednesday.)
husband: please.
wife: no....get off.
husband: please!!!
wife: no. go to sleep.
husband: come on, baby.
wife: i said no.
husband (with an obvious hearing problem): please, please, please. come on.
wife: uh, no.
husband: please...i'll give you (insert bribe of choice here.) please.
wife: (acting like she's insulted) (big sigh) fine...hurry up.
sound familiar?
ahhh.....romance. ain't it grand???
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