husband: come on, pleeeaassse!!
husband: come on, take care of your husband.
wife: no..(insert excuse here~examples: i'm tired, got a headache, it's wednesday.)
wife: no....get off.
wife: no. go to sleep.
husband: come on, baby.
wife: i said no.
husband (with an obvious hearing problem): please, please, please. come on.
wife: uh, no.
husband: please...i'll give you (insert bribe of choice here.) please.
wife: (acting like she's insulted) (big sigh) fine...hurry up.
ahhh.....romance. ain't it grand???