to my wonderful husband....

i realize that my last blog entry may have come as bit of a shock to you....considering you still choose to believe that your oh-so-perfect wife could never, ever pass gas in such a foul manner. i apologize for shattering this image for you. i can only promise to keep this disturbing occurence to myself and spare you the torture of seeing, hearing or smelling it for yourself. 

yes, i love you that much.