1. i have to be the boss lady...the boss wife
2. they can't be prettier than me...vain, i know. but if you can't feel like the most beautiful woman in the world in your home, where can you??
3. they can't have any kids
4. they absolutely can not wear those ridiculous dresses
5. they must take my side against cory...always. no matter what. period. you know, strength in numbers.
i almost want to place on ad on craig's list or something just to see what kind of respones i would get. not that i'd actually go through with it...just curious.
well, i'm off to horseshoe bay resort tomorrow! hopefully i'll have some good stories to blog about!