Tuesday, September 23, 2008

a funny for your tuesday...

my friend, danielle, sent this to me. thanks for the laugh, d!

 Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very 
 faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic 
 on the Bacardi Breezers.
 Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped 
 in the cemetery.  One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought 
 she would take off her panties and use them.  Her friend however was 
 wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin 
 She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath 
 with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.  After the 
 girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
 The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his 
 normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he 
 phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights out have got to 
 stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. .. my wife came home with no 

 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card 
 stuck to her ass that said.....
 'From all of us at the FireStation. We'll never forget you.''

i'm sooooo ready for a girl's night out!!! one where i can actually drink, that is!


1 comment:

Mike & Lindsay said...

And, we're ready for you!!! I can't wait :) I loved this email too. It had me cracking up and honestly could see it happening not far from this at some point with us girls!!