Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the
girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights out have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. .. my wife came home with no
panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the FireStation. We'll never forget you.''
faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the
girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights out have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. .. my wife came home with no
panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the FireStation. We'll never forget you.''
i'm sooooo ready for a girl's night out!!! one where i can actually drink, that is!
1 comment:
And, we're ready for you!!! I can't wait :) I loved this email too. It had me cracking up and honestly could see it happening not far from this at some point with us girls!!
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