Saturday, February 28, 2009

wanna know what i think???

of course you do....i mean, that's why you read my blog, right? duh. well, you know me...never short on opinions on just about everything. so this is what i'm thinking about certain subjects right now. 

*the octo-mom:  i'm starting my own website to raise money for her.  i feel it's the least i can do. you can find it at www.sewhervaginashut.com.....we will accept cash, checks or paypal. please consider donating...it will be cheaper than helping to support her kids with your tax dollars. since economic times are tough, maybe you could donate your time. i figure, it would take at least 3 or 4 strong females to hold her ass down and 2 of us to do the procedure ourself. a needle, some thread and we are good to go. you know, i watched her interview on dateline, hoping to get a better understanding on her and the decisions she's made. after watching, i came away with this bit of knowledge: the woman is crazier than a shit house rat. and i'm not exactly sure how crazy that is..i hear cory say it about people all the time. and he knows some CRAZY people.

*"friday night lights": for just one hour every week, i wish i was back in high school. but only for an hour. then i come to my senses.

*heidi klum: i heard that someone made the comment that heidi klum is too fat to be on the runway. let me just say, that if heidi klum is too fat for anything, i give up. just give me a chocolate i.v. right now.

*the people in the mall with the dead sea salt scrub: LEAVE ME ALONE. I DO NOT WANT YOU TO SHOW ME HOW GREAT THIS STUFF WILL MAKE MY NAILS LOOK. IF I HAD TIME TO GIVE MY NAILS ANY ATTENTION, I'D GO GET A REAL MANICURE...WHERE I COULD ACTUALLY SIT AND ENJOY IT. NOT STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MALL WHILE MY 3 YEARD OLD IS ABOUT TO PULL MY ARM OFF DRAGGING ME TOWARDS THE PLAY AREA. BACK OFF.

*the person who designs the layout of "dillards": what genius decided to put the men's section and the kid's section together in a different part of the mall. how many men do you know take the kid's shopping? really. how many? you may take the kids together, but NEVER does the man take the kids alone. they know better. 

*the oscars: everyone made such a big deal about the "brangelina/jennifer anniston red carpet show-down! what did they think was going to happen? jennifer anniston would go up and drop-kick angelina jolie? pull her hair? what? not that she didn't deserve it. and then they make a big deal that jen brought john mayer..it was their first red-carpet appearance together. of course, she brought a date! she was going to be face to face with her ex-husband and the woman he cheated with. i would have brought 3 dates.

*casey anthony: i watched nancy grace last night and they showed video of her brother, lee, giving a deposition where he stated that he still believes everything his sister tells him. until then, i thought SHE was the only crazy one in the family.

*the economy: things are about to turn around. i have nothing concrete to base this. cory has just been saying all along that things will turn around in march. you heard it hear first. you're welcome.

*texas weather: MAKE UP YOUR FREAKIN' MIND! SERIOUSLY...IS IT WINTER OR SPRING? WHO KNOWS.

*facebook: might as well be crack-cocaine. it is that addictive. but it's good for you. not bad. like crack-cocaine. i can't get enough of it. i've even got my mom on it. be her friend. she'll accept you.

*my husband bugging me to have more kids: NOT GONNA HAPPEN. I'LL SEW MY OWN VAGINA UP IF I HAVE TO. I'M SOOOOO D-O-N-E. PERIOD. END OF STORY. THE END.

*my husband's threat to bring in a second wife if i don't have more kids: I WANT NO MORE KIDS IN THIS HOUSE...MINE OR ANYONE ELSE'S. WE ARE D-O-N-E. IF YOU WANTED A LITTER, YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED A DOG.

well, that's all i got right now. feel free to share your opinions with me on these or other topics.

have a great weekend!




5 comments:

shauna said...

very funny, girl

Lindsay G said...

You are hilarious! I will help you sew a vagina up. I am also addicted to Facebook, and am going to add your mom. She better accept me. And, I totally give the cold shoulder to the sales people in the mall kiosks. They are huge pests!

Brenda Eckert said...

Amen, and Amen, and Amen sista! I loathe those freaks in the mall...when I walk by, I just say "no, no, no, no, no, no", until they are behind me. The Dillards mall designer was clearly a man - no woman would put the kids clothes near the men's. What man actually buys clothes for his kid?! Casey Anthony is a freak - no make that, super-freak, and I'm also gonna FB your Mom. Annette rocks. P.S. Heidi ain't fat!

two in fourteen months said...

Ok...that was a good blog! I have missed the "real Tracie" coming out in blog form! Maybe I will find myself again after the baby is born.

HMitch said...

Ha Ha. I love your opinions,(they often match my own). Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh!